WE THE RIDERS tee
WE THE RIDERS tee
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Front: An majestic American eagle perched proudly on a flowing ribbon banner proclaiming "United Riders of America" — because nothing says freedom like a bald eagle guarding the right to pin it wide open.
Back: The full Moto Constitution — a no-holds-barred declaration of independence for every rider who's ever been told to turn it down, slow it down, or shut it down entirely. We the Riders of the United Motocross Riders of America... do ordain and establish this bad boy to protect the sacred rights that bureaucrats keep trying to regulate into oblivion.
Key highlights etched in stone (or at least premium ink):The unalienable Right to Ride — no government, no green agenda, no Karen with a decibel meter gets to infringe.
Climate change laws? Declared null and void. Internal combustion is our heritage, not a crime.
Noise restrictions? The roar of a two-stroke (or four-stroke) is the sound of freedom — let it echo.
Insurance mandates? Riders manage their own risks. No more premium hikes killing the sport.
Plus governance by riders, for riders — complete with a Supreme Court of Track Etiquette to settle the real disputes.
Ratified January 1, 2026, by the founding throttle-twisters. Because if they can write a constitution for a nation, we can write one for motocross. This dual-sided tee is your wearable protest, your gate-drop manifesto, your middle finger to overreach wrapped in star-spangled sarcasm. This vintage tee keeps you cool in the pits while the message stays red-hot. Bold, high-contrast print so the text is readable from the side of the track (or the courtroom). United Motocross Riders of America.
We the Riders... will not be infringed.
(Track etiquette optional. Liberty mandatory.)
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Back: The full Moto Constitution — a no-holds-barred declaration of independence for every rider who's ever been told to turn it down, slow it down, or shut it down entirely. We the Riders of the United Motocross Riders of America... do ordain and establish this bad boy to protect the sacred rights that bureaucrats keep trying to regulate into oblivion.
Key highlights etched in stone (or at least premium ink):The unalienable Right to Ride — no government, no green agenda, no Karen with a decibel meter gets to infringe.
Climate change laws? Declared null and void. Internal combustion is our heritage, not a crime.
Noise restrictions? The roar of a two-stroke (or four-stroke) is the sound of freedom — let it echo.
Insurance mandates? Riders manage their own risks. No more premium hikes killing the sport.
Plus governance by riders, for riders — complete with a Supreme Court of Track Etiquette to settle the real disputes.
Ratified January 1, 2026, by the founding throttle-twisters. Because if they can write a constitution for a nation, we can write one for motocross. This dual-sided tee is your wearable protest, your gate-drop manifesto, your middle finger to overreach wrapped in star-spangled sarcasm. This vintage tee keeps you cool in the pits while the message stays red-hot. Bold, high-contrast print so the text is readable from the side of the track (or the courtroom). United Motocross Riders of America.
We the Riders... will not be infringed.
(Track etiquette optional. Liberty mandatory.)
